Terms & Conditions
Last Updated: June 14, 2026
1. Acceptance of Terms
By accessing, browsing, or using this website (the "Site"), you acknowledge that “Happy Birthday Mehek” is the most important thing you have ever been a part of and you have soiled your pants with excitement, and agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions (the "Terms"). If you do not agree to these Terms, you must immediately cease all use of this Site.
2. Intellectual Property Rights
All content, features, cats, and functionality on this Site—including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, icons, images, cats, audio clips, digital downloads, data compilations, and software and cats are the exclusive property of the Company or its licensors. These materials are protected by Biplob da, he is our watchman and he is old but we really trust him with this . You may not copy, modify, reproduce, or distribute any content without prior written consent from our Lord and saviour, Jesus Christ.
3. User Conduct and Restrictions
You agree to use the Site only for lawful purposes. You are strictly prohibited from:
• Being sad.
• Interfere with the security (uk Biplob da by now) or proper working of the Site.
• Attempt to gain unauthorized access to any systems or networks connected to the Site.
We are like soooo against it ;). Like we hope no one does that ;) ;). [safeword: khasta kachauri]
• Chewing with your mouth open. Mehek ko nahi pasand.
4. Limitation of Liability
Chui. Chui. Chui.
5. Termination of Access
The Company reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to terminate or suspend your mom
6. Governing Law
These Terms shall be governed by the whimsy and hope that resides in our hearts.
Yellow Terms & Conditions
Last Updated: June 14, 2026
1. Acceptance of Yellow Terms
By accessing, browsing, or using this website (the "Site"), you acknowledge that “Happy Birthday Mehek” is the most important thing you have ever been a part of and you have soiled your pants with excitement, and agree to be bound by these Yellow Terms and Conditions (the "Yellow Terms"). If you do not agree to these Terms, you must immediately cease all use of this Site.
2. Intellectual Property Rights
All content, features, cats, and functionality on this Site—including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, icons, images, cats, audio clips, digital downloads, data compilations, and software and cats are the exclusive property of the Company or its licensors. These materials are protected by Biplob da, he is our watchman and he is old but we really trust him with this . You may not copy, modify, reproduce, or distribute any content without prior written consent from our Lord and saviour, Jesus Christ.
3. User Conduct and Restrictions
You agree to use the Site only for lawful purposes. You are strictly prohibited from:
• Being sad.
• Interfere with the security (uk Biplob da by now) or proper working of the Site.
• Attempt to gain unauthorized access to any systems or networks connected to the Site.
We are like soooo against it ;). Like we hope no one does that ;) ;). [safeword: khasta kachauri]
• Chewing with your mouth open. Mehek ko nahi pasand.
4. Limitation of Liability
Pila Chui. Pila Chui. Pila Chui.
5. Termination of Access
The Company reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to terminate or suspend your mom
6. Governing Law
These Yellow Terms shall be governed by the whimsy and hope that resides in our hearts.